CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE NASTY WHORES ARE THE SAME AGE???

FOXNEWS in its ever growing effort to combine smut rags, celebrities and politics into traditional British paper style, has a side by side of a bunch of celebs:

Some of which time has been too kind.

Others look like time took a baseball bat to their face.

She-whores and man-whores abound on foxnews.com's

As for this manwhore,
I got some more ass pics to check out before finishing off a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey.
And a tall blonde honey pot.
Jam

Kim Kardashian's AMAZING ASS!!!!!!! (Blurb)

Quick, quick TMZ is using every excuse it has to show pictures of Kim Kardashian's scantily clad, amazingly shaped ass.

So I'd get on it if I were you.......the video and pics I mean......

you guys are so nasty.
TMZ.com has the (un)story

Ms. Kardashian has many, many assets to consider.

And so if you'll excuse me I got some more photos to investigate.

Jam

White Trash Wet Dream Bristol Palin Got Plastic Surgery

HOLY SHIT!!
Bristol Palin lost a lot of wait and that is obviously PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!

Because no one has ever lost a lot of weigh with dieting, its obvious the only way to lose 20 pounds (a bunch of it in their face) SO its obvious she had something that no one can tell done!!!

I'm really only posting this so I get a chance to post pics of her and her mom's big racks

OOPS!!! That's not Palin.....how did those get in there...hmmm.

People Magazine has a fictionalization of the story and claims:

Dr. Brian Glatt thinks that may be the case. "She seems to have had liposuction of her entire neck with a focus under her chin," Glatt, who hasn't worked with Palin, says in a press release, "which has produced a much more defined jaw line and lower facial area."

Story Here 

I don't know about no jawline, I just hope she takes a note out of Montana Fishburne's playbook and does something we can all get behind.

Bring the country together Bristol!
Bring the country together!

Just please don't pull a Montana Fishburne with that nasty ass, remember to clean between your legs before taping. And body makeup is a very good friend to chicks that lay of their backs for the camera.

Love may be a battlefield, but that doesn't mean it should look like the scars and remnants of a small skirmish are still present.
J.Mike

Showing Yet Again John Travolta IS The Man We All Should Be!

Showing yet again John Travolta IS THE MAN all us men should be like.
Like any Red Blooded American, Travolta frequents Walmart and Target.

According to the National Enquirer: 

“He’s a regular at the local Walmart near his Ocala, Fla., mansion. Not only does he buy his clothes there, but he even buys gifts for his family.

“John’s extended family cracks up on holidays because they know their presents will come from Walmart or Target. And they actually think it’s adorable because he tries so hard to find the perfect gift.”

 Jump Here 

The best dressed man, and God in Human form: Mr. Travolta hangs out and grabs up the Everyday Low Prices just like any other man.

Except when he does it, its perfection, unlike the rest of us who can't even zip our own pants, Travolta can always find a deal in an ocean of rip offs.

May I one day be half the man John Travolta kills with just the power of his mind.
J.Mike

This just in, Robert Pattinson is still sickeningly wooden and Charlie Sheen IS THE MAN for the Job in 2012

Much to the chagrin of everyone who has the slightest of clues about quality storyline or enjoys acting that does NOT resemble those still images with the lips moving from Late Night with Conan O'Brian back in the day, Robert Pattinson is still getting roles, and still making girls wet themselves while their boyfriends attempt to pull an emo cutting routine using the sharpened edges of the Nacho w/Cheese Box to cut north to south.
E! Online has something about doing something Humanely on Elephants, or something....I didn't really pat attention...
But its HERE on EOnline.com

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTO VIOLENT LOVE!!

The Vatican Assassin himself is still going strong on his tour, and despite what some Lames in the media might claim. The Overlord himself, Mr. Sheen is doing pretty well. And from what I hear, although Bree Olson has left his mansion to go get choked while getting her pucker poked on camera. She is still in touch, and willing to go back for some more of the Warlocks Violent Love when he gets off his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

I don't have a link for this one, just thought I'd say it while I'm thinking it.

Sheen Image Courtesy EOnline.com

CHARLIE SHEEN FOR PRESIDENT!
Hopefully he can be as great a Prez as his father was!

What's not the love?
Jam

Charlie Sheen Daily Blurb

 
This just in Charlie Sheen might be IS still the single greatest American EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evidently one of the whoresses decided she is going back to getting jackhammered off the edge of a couch and getting spit on while swallowing from a martini glass for money. It does kind of make you think what exactly is his bedroom activities if she can only take three months before going back to getting DP'd by disease infested dicks.

Sheen, while winning in Florida with Dennis Rodman has not commented on the break up via text message.

And so I am starting a pool on what bleached blonde slut puppy will be next in Mr Sheen's bed.

Well that's more than a blurb. But who gives a crap.
RICKY MARTIN AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!
Jam

Charlie and Brooke, Still Married...

According to Us Mag Charlie Sheen, Wife Have No Divorce Plans Despite "Living Apart"

So finally Brooke has realized that sometimes when a woman get a little mouthy, she needs to be politely knocked back into place!

By now it’s probably too late to stop any of the pending charges, but she will try.
I’m pretty sure she just woke one day and said “What am I doing? This is Charlie Fucking Sheen! I’m never going to get a better man than this. So I need to stop being foolish and do the right thing for the kids.
And yet despite this, TMZ.com is quoting “people” and “sources” and “unnamed” or even their favorite source “we’ve heard” and claiming she’s pissed that he might want to change his hair style or that a sexually active male might actually want to be sexually active with another person present.

Or that he might pay for sex, which is funny considering she’s (or more specially two marriages have) cost him more than any hooker ever could!

TMZ article here

Jam