This just in, Robert Pattinson is still sickeningly wooden and Charlie Sheen IS THE MAN for the Job in 2012

Much to the chagrin of everyone who has the slightest of clues about quality storyline or enjoys acting that does NOT resemble those still images with the lips moving from Late Night with Conan O'Brian back in the day, Robert Pattinson is still getting roles, and still making girls wet themselves while their boyfriends attempt to pull an emo cutting routine using the sharpened edges of the Nacho w/Cheese Box to cut north to south.
E! Online has something about doing something Humanely on Elephants, or something....I didn't really pat attention...
But its HERE on EOnline.com

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTO VIOLENT LOVE!!

The Vatican Assassin himself is still going strong on his tour, and despite what some Lames in the media might claim. The Overlord himself, Mr. Sheen is doing pretty well. And from what I hear, although Bree Olson has left his mansion to go get choked while getting her pucker poked on camera. She is still in touch, and willing to go back for some more of the Warlocks Violent Love when he gets off his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

I don't have a link for this one, just thought I'd say it while I'm thinking it.

Sheen Image Courtesy EOnline.com

CHARLIE SHEEN FOR PRESIDENT!
Hopefully he can be as great a Prez as his father was!

What's not the love?
Jam

Charlie and Brooke, Still Married...

According to Us Mag Charlie Sheen, Wife Have No Divorce Plans Despite "Living Apart"

So finally Brooke has realized that sometimes when a woman get a little mouthy, she needs to be politely knocked back into place!

By now it’s probably too late to stop any of the pending charges, but she will try.
I’m pretty sure she just woke one day and said “What am I doing? This is Charlie Fucking Sheen! I’m never going to get a better man than this. So I need to stop being foolish and do the right thing for the kids.
And yet despite this, TMZ.com is quoting “people” and “sources” and “unnamed” or even their favorite source “we’ve heard” and claiming she’s pissed that he might want to change his hair style or that a sexually active male might actually want to be sexually active with another person present.

Or that he might pay for sex, which is funny considering she’s (or more specially two marriages have) cost him more than any hooker ever could!

TMZ article here

Jam