HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!! A PRINCESS NEEDS FOOD JUST LIKE NORMAL MORTALS??

In a shocking turn of events, it seems that KATE-FUCKING-MIDDLETON-WINDSOR-DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE-FUTURE QUEEN OF THE WORLD actually buys things....AND eats food just like a normal serf.
In fact she actually went out in public wearing clothes that cost less than a house in Malibu. And as it turns out she needs a cart, as I guess she hasn't learned how to make the things levitate off the shelves and follow her around like Eliza II...
OOPS!
I meant Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealths.
I wouldn't want to mess up her title any, I mean its not like WE WON THE GOD DAMNED WAR TWICE.


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And we kicked their asses in WWII, Cheer-i-o!
Jam