Miley's New Meat Log Blurb

The ever horny, brash, crass and straight up nasty former Hannah Montana star has her pink eye open for the Terminator's son.

Always ready for a Log Ride -- just like her momma taught her -- Miley heard Patrick Schwarzenegger had a crush on her and instantly searched him out like a bloodhound looking for a leg to hump.

Evidently they have had a few dates and coffee a few times, which I'm sure is code for "He got carpet burns from her grinding on his leg." But although Billy Ray thinks any chance Miley gets to take some dictation is a good thing, Arnold and Maria, not so much.

Quote from the National Enquirer article:

“Billy Ray and Tish think Patrick is the kind of stable guy Miley needs. But Arnold and Maria worry that Miley might lure Patrick into the Hollywood party scene.”

But I mean seriously its not like Miley is Patrick's only chance to get some 'Whackjob Cyrus Poon', just give it about 6 years they got another batch of trash coming.

Those Cyrus girls...YIKES!!!!!!!!!

That disgusting piece of shit needs to go away for these girls. 

Jam