Friday, May 6, 2011

White Trash Wet Dream Bristol Palin Got Plastic Surgery

HOLY SHIT!!
Bristol Palin lost a lot of wait and that is obviously PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!
Because no one has ever lost a lot of weigh with dieting, its obvious the only way to lose 20 pounds (a bunch of it in their face) SO its obvious she had something that no one can tell done!!!
I'm really only posting this so I get a chance to post pics of her and her mom's big racks
OOPS!!! That's not Palin.....how did those get in there...hmmm.

People Magazine has a fictionalization of the story and claims:
Dr. Brian Glatt thinks that may be the case. "She seems to have had liposuction of her entire neck with a focus under her chin," Glatt, who hasn't worked with Palin, says in a press release, "which has produced a much more defined jaw line and lower facial area."
I don't know about no jawline, I just hope she takes a note out of Montana Fishburne's playbook and does something we can all get behind.

Bring the country together Bristol!
Bring the country together!

Just please don't pull a Montana Fishburne with that nasty ass, remember to clean between your legs before taping. And body makeup is a very good friend to chicks that lay of their backs for the camera.

Love may be a battlefield, but that doesn't mean it should look like the scars and remnants of a small skirmish are still present.
J.Mike

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