This just in, Robert Pattinson is still sickeningly wooden and Charlie Sheen IS THE MAN for the Job in 2012

Much to the chagrin of everyone who has the slightest of clues about quality storyline or enjoys acting that does NOT resemble those still images with the lips moving from Late Night with Conan O'Brian back in the day, Robert Pattinson is still getting roles, and still making girls wet themselves while their boyfriends attempt to pull an emo cutting routine using the sharpened edges of the Nacho w/Cheese Box to cut north to south.
E! Online has something about doing something Humanely on Elephants, or something....I didn't really pat attention...
But its HERE on EOnline.com

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTO VIOLENT LOVE!!

The Vatican Assassin himself is still going strong on his tour, and despite what some Lames in the media might claim. The Overlord himself, Mr. Sheen is doing pretty well. And from what I hear, although Bree Olson has left his mansion to go get choked while getting her pucker poked on camera. She is still in touch, and willing to go back for some more of the Warlocks Violent Love when he gets off his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

I don't have a link for this one, just thought I'd say it while I'm thinking it.

Sheen Image Courtesy EOnline.com

CHARLIE SHEEN FOR PRESIDENT!
Hopefully he can be as great a Prez as his father was!

What's not the love?
Jam

Charlie Sheen Daily Blurb

 
This just in Charlie Sheen might be IS still the single greatest American EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evidently one of the whoresses decided she is going back to getting jackhammered off the edge of a couch and getting spit on while swallowing from a martini glass for money. It does kind of make you think what exactly is his bedroom activities if she can only take three months before going back to getting DP'd by disease infested dicks.

Sheen, while winning in Florida with Dennis Rodman has not commented on the break up via text message.

And so I am starting a pool on what bleached blonde slut puppy will be next in Mr Sheen's bed.

Well that's more than a blurb. But who gives a crap.
RICKY MARTIN AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!
Jam