This Just In: Fat Asses ARE STILL AMAZING!!!!

Despite decades and decades of Hollywood sleaze and housewives telling each other and us (men and curvy women) that curves on a woman are disgusting.

Poles that are NOT conducted by Cosmo or on the streets of Manhattan consistently show MEN (and lesbians) LOVE CURVES.

In fact when shown pictures and asked to tell which women from behind looked best the average American male (80%) picks a girl that wears a size 14.

Which by all consensus is considered overweight.

And besides we can just open our damn eyes and see that FAT ASSES ARE AWESOME!!!

And so in closing........

I rest my ass, I mean case
Jam

Charlie Sheen Daily Blurb

 
This just in Charlie Sheen might be IS still the single greatest American EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evidently one of the whoresses decided she is going back to getting jackhammered off the edge of a couch and getting spit on while swallowing from a martini glass for money. It does kind of make you think what exactly is his bedroom activities if she can only take three months before going back to getting DP'd by disease infested dicks.

Sheen, while winning in Florida with Dennis Rodman has not commented on the break up via text message.

And so I am starting a pool on what bleached blonde slut puppy will be next in Mr Sheen's bed.

Well that's more than a blurb. But who gives a crap.
RICKY MARTIN AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!
Jam