This Just In: Fat Asses ARE STILL AMAZING!!!!

Despite decades and decades of Hollywood sleaze and housewives telling each other and us (men and curvy women) that curves on a woman are disgusting.

Poles that are NOT conducted by Cosmo or on the streets of Manhattan consistently show MEN (and lesbians) LOVE CURVES.

In fact when shown pictures and asked to tell which women from behind looked best the average American male (80%) picks a girl that wears a size 14.

Which by all consensus is considered overweight.

And besides we can just open our damn eyes and see that FAT ASSES ARE AWESOME!!!

And so in closing........

I rest my ass, I mean case
Jam

Betty White Blurb

Betty White takes a stroll for Easter.

The greatest woman who has ever been on TV took her normal daily walk. She needs to keep her legs warm, because if she doesn't stay active it makes it harder for her to bounce on those studs pelvises.

The Queen of comedy still lays them down like Megan Fox on speed. And even though she's pushing 90 she still pops it hardcore, and tries to break the dick like it owes her money.

Original Story, Pics & Additional Stories of the goddess herself on TMZ.com

I got nothing else,
J. Mike 

Britney Spears has awesome, huge puffy nipples...YAY for me

Ms. Spears has been much maligned as of late for “Free Boobin’” to which I’m sure most heterosexual males are screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHE’S FINALLY DOING SOMETHING WE CAN ENJOY!!!!”

And so I am here to just make sure all you dip shit chicks out there who love to see celebs naked or see-through, and simultaneously HATE the fact that all these celebs show off their naked or see-through bodies. I say “Leave it the fuck alone. At least this is one of the few subjects that your boyfriend will pay at least some attention to you while you’re talking about it. Sure it’s only because you used the word ‘nipple’ but hey, what the fuck else you want?”
Blurb on tmz.com

Jam

I’d still do Jamie Lee Curtis in a heartbeat!

Mature Chicks are hot!

And Jamie Lee Curtis is the vice-president of them all.

According to Us Mag “The actress joked about baring her "fatty little tummy" in a sports bra and briefs on the 2002 cover of More magazine.”
By the way, as Ms. Curtis is the vice president,

Ann Margaret is the queen!

Jam

Goddess Mya Gets slammed for looking sexy cheap...

Mya shows up at an event looking like a girl that every guy could get. And shows once again, that sexy women are allowed to wear whatever the hell they want too.
And just because some bitch doesn’t think it looks good, that really doesn’t fucking matter, you bitches know why? Because she didn’t do it for you!
Mya’s only lot in life at this point is to be ogled by horny men and get paid for it!
Kind of like a hooker, or Lindsey Lohan, but a hell of a lot cleaner!

Some Bitch and a gay guy commented:

DAN BRICKLEY, Hitdanback.com: Her "Love Is Like...Wo," but her dress is like "ew."

JACKIE ROSE, author, Marrying Up: “The most colorful dental hygienist in Hollywood!”

To which I say “Anything She wants to put in my mouth I will gladly accept!”
Story on Us Mag’s site
Jam