Betty White Blurb

Betty White takes a stroll for Easter.

The greatest woman who has ever been on TV took her normal daily walk. She needs to keep her legs warm, because if she doesn't stay active it makes it harder for her to bounce on those studs pelvises.

The Queen of comedy still lays them down like Megan Fox on speed. And even though she's pushing 90 she still pops it hardcore, and tries to break the dick like it owes her money.

Original Story, Pics & Additional Stories of the goddess herself on TMZ.com

I got nothing else,
J. Mike 

Britney Spears has awesome, huge puffy nipples...YAY for me

Ms. Spears has been much maligned as of late for “Free Boobin’” to which I’m sure most heterosexual males are screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHE’S FINALLY DOING SOMETHING WE CAN ENJOY!!!!”

And so I am here to just make sure all you dip shit chicks out there who love to see celebs naked or see-through, and simultaneously HATE the fact that all these celebs show off their naked or see-through bodies. I say “Leave it the fuck alone. At least this is one of the few subjects that your boyfriend will pay at least some attention to you while you’re talking about it. Sure it’s only because you used the word ‘nipple’ but hey, what the fuck else you want?”
Blurb on tmz.com

Jam

Charlie and Brooke, Still Married...

According to Us Mag Charlie Sheen, Wife Have No Divorce Plans Despite "Living Apart"

So finally Brooke has realized that sometimes when a woman get a little mouthy, she needs to be politely knocked back into place!

By now it’s probably too late to stop any of the pending charges, but she will try.
I’m pretty sure she just woke one day and said “What am I doing? This is Charlie Fucking Sheen! I’m never going to get a better man than this. So I need to stop being foolish and do the right thing for the kids.
And yet despite this, TMZ.com is quoting “people” and “sources” and “unnamed” or even their favorite source “we’ve heard” and claiming she’s pissed that he might want to change his hair style or that a sexually active male might actually want to be sexually active with another person present.

Or that he might pay for sex, which is funny considering she’s (or more specially two marriages have) cost him more than any hooker ever could!

TMZ article here

Jam

Goddess Mya Gets slammed for looking sexy cheap...

Mya shows up at an event looking like a girl that every guy could get. And shows once again, that sexy women are allowed to wear whatever the hell they want too.
And just because some bitch doesn’t think it looks good, that really doesn’t fucking matter, you bitches know why? Because she didn’t do it for you!
Mya’s only lot in life at this point is to be ogled by horny men and get paid for it!
Kind of like a hooker, or Lindsey Lohan, but a hell of a lot cleaner!

Some Bitch and a gay guy commented:

DAN BRICKLEY, Hitdanback.com: Her "Love Is Like...Wo," but her dress is like "ew."

JACKIE ROSE, author, Marrying Up: “The most colorful dental hygienist in Hollywood!”

To which I say “Anything She wants to put in my mouth I will gladly accept!”
Story on Us Mag’s site
Jam

Rachel Bilson Shows Bra on Red Carpet...

Link to follow:
This just in, Rachel Bilson…..wait what? Who the Fuck is Rachel Bilson? And why the fuck would I know her? And why the fucking hell would you give a shit about some bitch showing her bra? I’m sitting here right now watching 3 girls who look way better without a stitch on doing things that would make even a priest pass out!

I don’t give a fuck if she’s blowing the horrible acting, wooden expressioned Hayden Christensen! Besides what the hell has she done? Is that truly what we’ve come too? That we care about Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, or Rachel Bilson simply because E! Entertainment Television said so? I think you should be more worried about blowing your guy, than who Rachel Bilson is blowing!
Story on Us Mag’s website
Jam

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! DID YOU HEAR ON TMZ???

Well, TMZ did it again! They have reported on some fucking shit that no one other than teenage bitches and 30-something over tanned suburbanite housewives with bad makeup, cares about.
So yeah, I guess the stupid shit happened at some point, that I didn’t really pay attention too and apparently their “reporters” hounded the fuck out of some poor people until they got the scoop.
So, I guess this means whatever the fuck this stupid shit is, we will continue to see it on like Access Hollywood or Extra or something like that for the next few days.
By the way they may have followed Seth McFarland around some more or something, but hey, who gives a shit, right?

BTW, like OMG, I like totally just found out what TMZ stands for!!! Well, my Aunt, you the one with the horrible dye job and acrylics, told she found out that like some Egyptian architects had found a giant carved stone in the Nile and it unlocked the mystery! Like totally for real it did. And so she, like my Aunt, the one with the horrible dye job and acrylics, said TMZ stands for: "No One Gives A Fuck!!!!!"

>>>The link to TMZ's story about Jesse James' "good looking" mistress is right this way<<<

By the way, my secretary says "Hi". She really is a smart and intelligent, fun, funny, lovable little thing.

Ciao,

Jam