This just in, Robert Pattinson is still sickeningly wooden and Charlie Sheen IS THE MAN for the Job in 2012

Much to the chagrin of everyone who has the slightest of clues about quality storyline or enjoys acting that does NOT resemble those still images with the lips moving from Late Night with Conan O'Brian back in the day, Robert Pattinson is still getting roles, and still making girls wet themselves while their boyfriends attempt to pull an emo cutting routine using the sharpened edges of the Nacho w/Cheese Box to cut north to south.
E! Online has something about doing something Humanely on Elephants, or something....I didn't really pat attention...
But its HERE on EOnline.com

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTO VIOLENT LOVE!!

The Vatican Assassin himself is still going strong on his tour, and despite what some Lames in the media might claim. The Overlord himself, Mr. Sheen is doing pretty well. And from what I hear, although Bree Olson has left his mansion to go get choked while getting her pucker poked on camera. She is still in touch, and willing to go back for some more of the Warlocks Violent Love when he gets off his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

I don't have a link for this one, just thought I'd say it while I'm thinking it.

Sheen Image Courtesy EOnline.com

CHARLIE SHEEN FOR PRESIDENT!
Hopefully he can be as great a Prez as his father was!

What's not the love?
Jam

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! DID YOU HEAR ON TMZ???

Well, TMZ did it again! They have reported on some fucking shit that no one other than teenage bitches and 30-something over tanned suburbanite housewives with bad makeup, cares about.
So yeah, I guess the stupid shit happened at some point, that I didn’t really pay attention too and apparently their “reporters” hounded the fuck out of some poor people until they got the scoop.
So, I guess this means whatever the fuck this stupid shit is, we will continue to see it on like Access Hollywood or Extra or something like that for the next few days.
By the way they may have followed Seth McFarland around some more or something, but hey, who gives a shit, right?

BTW, like OMG, I like totally just found out what TMZ stands for!!! Well, my Aunt, you the one with the horrible dye job and acrylics, told she found out that like some Egyptian architects had found a giant carved stone in the Nile and it unlocked the mystery! Like totally for real it did. And so she, like my Aunt, the one with the horrible dye job and acrylics, said TMZ stands for: "No One Gives A Fuck!!!!!"

>>>The link to TMZ's story about Jesse James' "good looking" mistress is right this way<<<

By the way, my secretary says "Hi". She really is a smart and intelligent, fun, funny, lovable little thing.

Ciao,

Jam