This just in, Robert Pattinson is still sickeningly wooden and Charlie Sheen IS THE MAN for the Job in 2012

Much to the chagrin of everyone who has the slightest of clues about quality storyline or enjoys acting that does NOT resemble those still images with the lips moving from Late Night with Conan O'Brian back in the day, Robert Pattinson is still getting roles, and still making girls wet themselves while their boyfriends attempt to pull an emo cutting routine using the sharpened edges of the Nacho w/Cheese Box to cut north to south.
E! Online has something about doing something Humanely on Elephants, or something....I didn't really pat attention...
But its HERE on EOnline.com

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTO VIOLENT LOVE!!

The Vatican Assassin himself is still going strong on his tour, and despite what some Lames in the media might claim. The Overlord himself, Mr. Sheen is doing pretty well. And from what I hear, although Bree Olson has left his mansion to go get choked while getting her pucker poked on camera. She is still in touch, and willing to go back for some more of the Warlocks Violent Love when he gets off his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

I don't have a link for this one, just thought I'd say it while I'm thinking it.

Sheen Image Courtesy EOnline.com

CHARLIE SHEEN FOR PRESIDENT!
Hopefully he can be as great a Prez as his father was!

What's not the love?
Jam

Jesse Jackson takes a page out of Catholic Playbook

Jesse Jackson takes a page out of Catholic Playbook
In yet another sensational, shocking, odd(?) turn of events, The Honorable Reverend Jesse Jackson's mistress of two decades and mother of his love, illegitimate-of his child is SHOCKED, SHOCKED she says to hear that The Honorable Reverend Jesse Jackson could do something less than holy.
The National Enquirer wrote:

 Karin Standford - mother of Jackson’s 11 year old daughter Ashley – told the ENQUIRER she was blindsided about these sensational new charges brought against Jackson.

"This IS a difficult time," she told The ENQUIRER exclusively

and so everyone who is shocked  SHOCKED! By this raise your hand......
And then immediately proceed to the East River I have a bridge to sell you.
Full story on National Enquirer.com 

SON OF A BITCH!?! JESSE JACKSON IS A SLEEZE!?!
KNOCK ME OVER WITH A  FUCKING FEATHER BOA,
Jam