Us Magazine Exclusive: Source: Elin Woods "Possibly" Attending Masters
So, Us Weekly on their website has now got news about how somebody told some one else, about how they heard another person, say that they thought they heard the retarded uncle of a man in jersey's barber say something about hearing a sister of the hairdresser that once worked on Elin's hair in a photo shoot in Iceland say she heard it from an unnamed source that: "Elin might, if the tides are right, and the earth shifts slightly, and an 8.6 earthquake hits Tokyo, which causes a tidal wave that misses any major land marks, circles around the Cape of Good Hope, goes under Puerto Rico (because Puerto Rico isn't attached to the earth by anything other than a metal chain that links to a boat dock in Gitmo) and causes a ripple in the Gulf and forces a turtle onto the beach just as she is bottle feeding Charlie" She might show up to the final round of the Masters IF Tiger makes it. If he doesn't make it then she's definitely will show up! (You know she has to find another Billionaire Golfer to marry) Look out Lefty.
So, Us Weekly on their website has now got news about how somebody told some one else, about how they heard another person, say that they thought they heard the retarded uncle of a man in jersey's barber say something about hearing a sister of the hairdresser that once worked on Elin's hair in a photo shoot in Iceland say she heard it from an unnamed source that: "Elin might, if the tides are right, and the earth shifts slightly, and an 8.6 earthquake hits Tokyo, which causes a tidal wave that misses any major land marks, circles around the Cape of Good Hope, goes under Puerto Rico (because Puerto Rico isn't attached to the earth by anything other than a metal chain that links to a boat dock in Gitmo) and causes a ripple in the Gulf and forces a turtle onto the beach just as she is bottle feeding Charlie" She might show up to the final round of the Masters IF Tiger makes it. If he doesn't make it then she's definitely will show up! (You know she has to find another Billionaire Golfer to marry) Look out Lefty.
PROVERBS 20:31 "Three things are too much for even the earth to bear, yes, four things shake its foundations—
1 when the janitor becomes the boss,
2 when a fool gets rich,
3 when a whore is voted "woman of the year,"
4 when a "girlfriend" replaces a faithful wife."
("The Message" Bible)
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