MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!! MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!! MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!! MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!!

YEAH YOU HEARD ME!!!!!! MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!! MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!! MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!! MILEY CYRUS' TWAT!!!

Perez Hilton finally did something that men can get some satisfaction out of. He posted Miley Cyrus' Punch Hole on twitter!!!!

Yay for all of the young boys who had to endure all those years of fantasizing about seeing what they can just go to school and see in 5th grade.
CLICK THE TWAT TO SEE THE TWAT!!!!!!



You like the pic?
Yeah its illegal.....I'M NOT THAT FREAKING STUPID!

Hopefully this means Perez Hilton will get some time in a cell with Lindsay Lohan......you know they put all the princesses and queens in together!

Anyway, too bad this ain't next year and that nasty twat ain't Michelle Pfeiffer's.
Jam

Miley's New Meat Log Blurb

The ever horny, brash, crass and straight up nasty former Hannah Montana star has her pink eye open for the Terminator's son.

Always ready for a Log Ride -- just like her momma taught her -- Miley heard Patrick Schwarzenegger had a crush on her and instantly searched him out like a bloodhound looking for a leg to hump.

Evidently they have had a few dates and coffee a few times, which I'm sure is code for "He got carpet burns from her grinding on his leg." But although Billy Ray thinks any chance Miley gets to take some dictation is a good thing, Arnold and Maria, not so much.

Quote from the National Enquirer article:

“Billy Ray and Tish think Patrick is the kind of stable guy Miley needs. But Arnold and Maria worry that Miley might lure Patrick into the Hollywood party scene.”

But I mean seriously its not like Miley is Patrick's only chance to get some 'Whackjob Cyrus Poon', just give it about 6 years they got another batch of trash coming.

Those Cyrus girls...YIKES!!!!!!!!!

That disgusting piece of shit needs to go away for these girls. 

Jam

Jennifer Aniston Proves Yet Again Pitt Was Smart To Drop Her Ass

Jennifer Aniston in her ever crashing attempt to prove herself a disaster, cold fish, bitchy wreck.

Since Aniston is now almost finished with the wrecking of her career post 'Friends' with all these dreadful movies, I'm actually for her going to 'Lifetime Channel' and make more dreadful movies because it keeps them off the cinema screens.

But seriously now, taking a break from making a story about cancer to go smoke seems like a completely appropriate thing for someone in Hollywood to do.

I mean while making 'Lolita' Jeremy Irons kept taking breaks to go fuck grade school kids. So it all goes together.

And besides this has nothing to do with smoking on the set of a cancer movie.
Its really just more proof that Brad Pitt was thinking ever clearly when he jumped that ship for greener -- psycho-freaky sex loving, warm blooded, mothering, big titted Angelina Jolie -- pastures.

Story on National Enquirer

And now I'm on a ham sandwich like Bill Clinton on a chubby chick.
J.Mike

PAUL McCARTNEY WANTS TO GIVE MORE MONEY TO A 'HIGH' CLASS WHORE!

So from what I can tell Paul McCarthy has yet to realize that the only reason any woman comes near him is because they know 18 months later they will get an 8 figure payout.

(be advised I only posted this to be able to post racy pics of Heather Mills)

He might be the brains behind one of the most iconic groups in music history, Wings, but evidently all the pot and pills have taken their toll on the 68 years old aging legend if he actually believes he isn't just signing another check when he signs this next marriage license.

I guess he figures at his age, either he'll die before he actually has to go through with it or he's just feeling generous and wants to ensure yet another woman's future is set.

According to the National Enquirer:

No wedding date has been announced yet.

The lovebirds started dating in 2007 after "meeting cute" at a party in The Hamptons.

The former Beatle is girding his loins for his third trip to the altar ...Shevell, 51, was previously married to New York politician and lawyer Bruce Blakeman."

Just a reminder of McCarthy's last flame Heather Mills.

Well, he has definitely taken a step up in class.

But once you've had Amputee-sex, you've....you've had amputee-sex.
J.Mike

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!! A PRINCESS NEEDS FOOD JUST LIKE NORMAL MORTALS??

In a shocking turn of events, it seems that KATE-FUCKING-MIDDLETON-WINDSOR-DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE-FUTURE QUEEN OF THE WORLD actually buys things....AND eats food just like a normal serf.
In fact she actually went out in public wearing clothes that cost less than a house in Malibu. And as it turns out she needs a cart, as I guess she hasn't learned how to make the things levitate off the shelves and follow her around like Eliza II...
OOPS!
I meant Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealths.
I wouldn't want to mess up her title any, I mean its not like WE WON THE GOD DAMNED WAR TWICE.


Story on People.com

And we kicked their asses in WWII, Cheer-i-o!
Jam

CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE NASTY WHORES ARE THE SAME AGE???

FOXNEWS in its ever growing effort to combine smut rags, celebrities and politics into traditional British paper style, has a side by side of a bunch of celebs:

Some of which time has been too kind.

Others look like time took a baseball bat to their face.

She-whores and man-whores abound on foxnews.com's

As for this manwhore,
I got some more ass pics to check out before finishing off a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey.
And a tall blonde honey pot.
Jam

Kim Kardashian's AMAZING ASS!!!!!!! (Blurb)

Quick, quick TMZ is using every excuse it has to show pictures of Kim Kardashian's scantily clad, amazingly shaped ass.

So I'd get on it if I were you.......the video and pics I mean......

you guys are so nasty.
TMZ.com has the (un)story

Ms. Kardashian has many, many assets to consider.

And so if you'll excuse me I got some more photos to investigate.

Jam