PAUL McCARTNEY WANTS TO GIVE MORE MONEY TO A 'HIGH' CLASS WHORE!

So from what I can tell Paul McCarthy has yet to realize that the only reason any woman comes near him is because they know 18 months later they will get an 8 figure payout.

(be advised I only posted this to be able to post racy pics of Heather Mills)

He might be the brains behind one of the most iconic groups in music history, Wings, but evidently all the pot and pills have taken their toll on the 68 years old aging legend if he actually believes he isn't just signing another check when he signs this next marriage license.

I guess he figures at his age, either he'll die before he actually has to go through with it or he's just feeling generous and wants to ensure yet another woman's future is set.

According to the National Enquirer:

No wedding date has been announced yet.

The lovebirds started dating in 2007 after "meeting cute" at a party in The Hamptons.

The former Beatle is girding his loins for his third trip to the altar ...Shevell, 51, was previously married to New York politician and lawyer Bruce Blakeman."

Just a reminder of McCarthy's last flame Heather Mills.

Well, he has definitely taken a step up in class.

But once you've had Amputee-sex, you've....you've had amputee-sex.
J.Mike

Lindsay Lohan BACK to jail

Lindsay Lohan going BACK to jail?

Us Magazine is reporting: 

"Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that the actress was in violation of her probation and would receive 120 days in jail, Us Weekly confirmed...Judge Sautner ruled the incident was a violation of the probation terms set forth after Lohan's 2007 DUI arrest. In addition to her 120 day jail sentence, she will be required to perform 360 hours of community service.

Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Holley, immediately filed a notice of appeal. The actress' bail was set at $75,000."

YAY!!!!!!! Maybe  my  our dream of Caged Heat 2: Hell in a Cell --starring Lohan and Britney Spears in 2 sizzling lesbo scenes. And the climax of Lindsay in a spicy 3way taking it to Chelsea Handler and Lisa Lampanelli with a massive brutal strap-on -- will finally become a reality.

One can only hope they continue to not get her help so we can watch her further spiral down until the day we get to report on her death due to an O.D.

Full story and loads of links to pics such as the one above on Us Magazine

Naked, underweight, nasty, sluts with drug problems, sounds like just another night at any random Night Club.
J.Mike