Whoever the hell Sarah Shahi is, she called Paris Hilton a "blonde piece of shit"

So some chick no one has ever heard of is the latest near victim of forever self absorbed Paris Hilton as she nearly killed Shahi and her 2yr old son.

Never stopping to acknowledge that another person even exists in this world, Paris Hilton immediately ran a stop sign and sped off.

More than likely she was trying to find her crack rock she dropped on the floor after   burning herself with her lit cigarette she didn't realize was still between her fingers while scratching her herpes scabs.

Either way Shahi went off in 180 characters or less for like 25 posts....which in real conversation is all of like 3 sentences, or in other words, about the same amount of time you spent with your kids today because you're too worried about the bullshit on celebs.

Story Right Here on People Magazine

Yep, yep.
J.Mike

Brad Pitt is SOOO Amazing he had sex with someone he has never met!!!

Well evidentially all the "news" about the fact that Bella Heathcote had been fucking Brad Pitts brains out is slightly over blown, just like Brad Pitt himself.

As the story is quite racy and juicy, even more amazing is that Star Magazine managed to have all the details about it inside its pages from unnamed sources......which is rough considering that YES Heathcote and Pitt are in a movie together, but they have no scenes together, and because it is Hollywood, no scenes together means no reason to be in the same country and thus they have never met in person.

According to Us Magazine:

Heathcote, 23, and Pitt, 47, both shot scenes for Cogan's Trade in New Orleans recently, but a source close to the actress tells UsMagazine.com there's no truth to the reports that Jolie, 35, is "desperate to keep Brad away from Bella."

"Bella has never even met Brad," the insider tells Us. "She is in the movie but doesn't have any scenes with him."

and so evidently someone's wet dream must have gotten the best of them, I assume.

And so all the details about Bella riding Pitt reverse cowboy, with a 5 gallon hat and spurs while grips and gaffers watch helplessly -- is just what it sounds like.....just another scene in an HBO series

More on Us Magazines website

Seikō watashi no o shiri
J.Mike

Franco Don't Play With Dumb Bitches

So the always flirty, freaky and just plain manwhore James Franco ripped a little real world sense into some dumb, stuck up, full of herself, blonde bombshell in a grocery store parking lot.

Evidently he has the same level of tolerance as I have for people

who think just because they're good looking, driving an expensive car they should get to act like they're the only ones who matter.

That level of tolerance happens to be the same level of tolerance as your average Syrian dictator has for his people.

Anyway, Franco humiliated the knock out, in a moment that could --until now-- only be dreamed up by a nerd who just got embarrassed by the captain of the cheerleading squad in high school.

The exchanges is witnessed as going:

Franco: (yelling): “Hey...pretty cool little car you’ve got there!”

Hottie (Purrs back): “Thanks. I just bought it. It’s really cool to drive.”

Franco (looking pissed): "Well, too bad it didn’t come with any #*&%$ turn signals!...I’ve been behind you for five minutes and you never once used your blinker in TEN turns!”

Hottie (looking stunned): ................................

Franco: “Let me give you a piece of advice – in the future, USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS! The life you save could be MINE!”

Full story on National Enquirer.com  click here
As I --for the first time in his career-- am applauding Mr. Franco on this one and second it by saying

Ditto bitch,
J.Mike