Nic Cage beats the HOLY FUCK out of his kid

...or something like that says some nameless person

Everyone stop your life.....Nic Cage is trying to KILL HIS SON!!!!!!!!!
According to National Enquirer who is quoting RADARONLINE.com: 

Now, RadarOnline.com has exclusively revealed that Nic fell with his young son Kal-El in tow.

“At some point, Mr. Cage fell while holding their son," the incident report reads. "The fall caused the five (5) year old child to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee, and she [Alice] then recovered the child.”

A child abuse detective was notified but determined that no further investigation was merited.

Oh, okay then......so I guess its really just a case of the media PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF THAT POOR CHILD AT THE HANDS OF HIS ABUSIVE MANIAC FATHER!!!!!!! 

Just another day telling it like it is for the National Enquirer story here

Lets Just Hope Justice Is Served.....
No Father Should Ever Accidentally Fall While Holding Their Child!
Jam