Jesse Jackson takes a page out of Catholic Playbook

Jesse Jackson takes a page out of Catholic Playbook
In yet another sensational, shocking, odd(?) turn of events, The Honorable Reverend Jesse Jackson's mistress of two decades and mother of his love, illegitimate-of his child is SHOCKED, SHOCKED she says to hear that The Honorable Reverend Jesse Jackson could do something less than holy.
The National Enquirer wrote:

 Karin Standford - mother of Jackson’s 11 year old daughter Ashley – told the ENQUIRER she was blindsided about these sensational new charges brought against Jackson.

"This IS a difficult time," she told The ENQUIRER exclusively

and so everyone who is shocked  SHOCKED! By this raise your hand......
And then immediately proceed to the East River I have a bridge to sell you.
Full story on National Enquirer.com 

SON OF A BITCH!?! JESSE JACKSON IS A SLEEZE!?!
KNOCK ME OVER WITH A  FUCKING FEATHER BOA,
Jam